Met the 2nd week deadline!

After all the anxiety and the fussing and moaning and groaning, I did it! I submitted my story. It was just like going to the doctor’s office and getting a shot: painful, but quick. It’ll be easier next time.

Well, hello, world!

WordPress now lets you view your site statistics by country. Here’s what I found out. Hello to everybody who checked out my blog and thanks for visiting.

In the last week, my blog has been viewed by people in Ireland, Germany, Indonesia, Canada, Croatia, Taiwan, Norway, the Ukraine, Belgium, Australia, the UK, and the US.

(This list is sorted by number of views, from least to greatest.)

Since Feb 25th, 2012, it’s

Iceland, Rwanda, Malta, Japan, Finland, Poland, Estonia, Bolivia, Costa Rica, Yemen, Kenya, Guatemala, Moldova, Pakistan, Guyana, France, Ecuador, Argentina, Saudi Arabia, Luxembourg, Serbia, Chile, Bangledash, Afghanistan, Lebanon, Hungary, the Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Republic of Korea, Slovenia, Georgia, Iraq, Thailand, Viet Nam, Israel, Jordan, Italy, Macedonia, Malaysia, Russian Federation, Portugal, Belgium, Switzerland, Austria, Turkey, Singapore, Norway, Denmark, Peru, Taiwan, Trinidad and Tobago, Spain, Romania, Bulgaria, South Africa, Indonesia, Mexico, Croatia, New Zealand, India, Greece, Brazil, Ireland, Czech Republic, Sweden, Philippines, Germany, Netherlands, Australia, Canada, UK, and the US.

My next deadline is today

My next deadline for the Clarion West write-a-thon is today. I’m supposed to be submitting one story per week for the six weeks that the Clarion West workshop is going. This is really good for me because I have been finding it difficult. I’m in a critique group and so far have had three stories critiqued and maybe revised them afterward, based on the critique, or maybe put all the critiques in a pile and avoided the work altogether. So – I have one story, and the revision is finished (needs proofreading) and today I just need to get it out into the world.

Wish me luck.

Better yet, sponsor me in order to guilt me into submitting. (And support a great writer’s workshop while you’re at it.)

http://clarionwest.org/writeathon/kristinking

Judy Moody Goes to College!

I spent last year volunteering part-time in a second grade classroom, working with the kids at math. Although many of them were “at standard,” to me it seemed like they were seriously lacking in math fundamentals – not so much arithmetic as “number sense” – an intuitive understanding of numbers and how they work together. How do you help your kids develop that?

Read this book.

(Whether you have a boy or a girl, but especially if you have a girl who needs confidence in math)

Judy Moody Goes to College by Megan Mcdonald

http://www.powells.com/biblio/1-9780763628338-0

It’s a kid’s book. Read it out loud to your kid, even if she’s a reader herself. Why? Because, like the Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle series, it has as much to teach parents as kids.

Week One, Submission One – Done.

Hit my first target for the Clarion West write-a-thon – submitted a story. Here is an excerpt:

The Galadriel Apocrypha is a set of stone tablets discovered in Year 288 of the Fifth Age by the feminist fan cult Sisters of Yavanna. According to the Church of the Elven Queen, these tablets are a hoax and were carved three hundred years after the death of Prophet Tolkien. However, the Sisters claim they merely transcribed Tolkien’s unpublished works.

Week One – Write-a-thon

My Week One goal for the Clarion West write-a-thon is to submit a story about Galadriel from the Tolkieniverse. We’re getting there. I’ve been reading up on her for a couple of weeks, digging through all kinds of Middle-Earth texts, especially Unfinished Tales, but also the bazilla-volume History of Middle Earth as well as an interesting book The Real Middle Earth (about the actual historical, physical place that Tolkien used as a basis for his fantasy. Yesterday and today I wrote up a pre-draft, and tomorrow I plan to type it in. Thursday revise, Friday send. I could do it Saturday and it would still “count” for the write-a-thon goal, but I really really want to get it done on Friday instead.

Meanwhile our basement is undergoing a renovation and we have been moving various boxes and furniture to make space for the demolition-of-the-day.

Sponsor me for the Clarion West Write-a-thon!

Once a year something remarkable happens in the Pacific Northwest. A small group of fledgling authors take part in a six-week intensive, live-in writing program called Clarion West. There, they learn the trade of science fiction / fantasy / speculative fiction. They learn the craft, and they make connections. Maybe five, ten years later, some book of theirs shows up on the shelves of your local bookstore, and you pick it up and stay awake all weekend reading it.

I didn’t take part in the Clarion West workshop (I got an MFA instead) but I benefit from it all the same. For a decade I’ve been taking small workshops called “Taste of Clarion,” led by expert writers or editors, and have learned a lot. I’ve also started taking day-long Clarion workshops – much more manageable for a mother of two small children.

So, when Nisi Shawl, author of Filter House and Writing the Other, approached me and asked me to participate in the Clarion West write-a-thon fundraiser, I went for it. While the Clarion West writers are working on their stories, I’ll be submitting stories – at a rate of one per week for six weeks. This will be huge for me. It will get me over the hurdle of self-doubt that’s been preventing me from getting my works published.

So if you sponsor me for the Clarion West Write-a-thon, you’ll be doing two great things at once – you’ll be helping guilt me into submitting my stories, and you’ll be helping train the award-winning speculative fiction authors of tomorrow.

Here’s my page: http://clarionwest.org/writeathon/kristinking

My first deadline is the end of day Friday June 23rd. By then I will have written and submitted a story about Galadriel (from Lord of the Rings). (YIKES!) Check back at this blog and track my progress.

In Awe of “The Doctor’s Wife”

Last week’s Doctor Who episode “The Doctor’s Wife,” written by acclaimed novelist Neil Gaiman, was fabulous. I don’t want to say much more than that, for fear of “spoilers,” but I will say that it perfectly summed up my opinions about a certain aspect of the show. It also definitely answered a question I posed in my essay  “Feminist Take on Doctor Who’s Amy Pond” (http://kristinking.livejournal.com/13762.html).

Let’s end with a quote (this is from memory, so it’s likely paraphrased):

“Biting is excellent! It’s like kissing, only there’s a winner!”

Makes me want to be a biting madwoman.

Stop frothing at the mouth

An open letter to lefties who shout because they don’t think anybody is listening or tell the public to “wake up” because they think it’s asleep.

Dear Lefty,

Please allow me to comment on a major failing of the U.S. Left: its tendency to rant, froth at the mouth, proclaim the end of the world, panic, and generally drown folks in jargon. Activists who talk that way are often seen, and not unreasonably, as deranged.

“But the world’s going to hell in a handbasket!” you might reply. “People have to listen!”

Nope. You have to learn how to communicate.

Until then you are, in effect, building a concrete wall between your issue and the people who might otherwise get involved. You know — those people you call “apolitical.”

Here’s a book to start with. It’s a practical guide for parents: How to Talk So Kids Will Listen and Listen So Kids Will Talk by Adele Faber and Elaine Mazlish. Or you could just read the title and take it to heart. Try not to blow off the second part of that title, the “listening” part.

Here’s a picture of its gorgeous cover, complete with a link to the book on Powell’s. (But if you decide to order it, go to powellsunion instead (type in powellsunion.com or http://www.ilwulocal5.com/support) , because then the union gets cred and a bit of cash.)

Yours truly,

SnarkyLeftyGirl

Inanna and Nanshe

I learned about the Greek and Roman gods and goddesses as a child. But the Sumerian ones? Only recently. Here are a few tantalizing details about Inanna (goddess of writing, civilization, war, love, sex changes, and much more) and Nanshe (goddess of social justice).

Inanna

She’s a major god in the Sumerian pantheon, a direct descendant of Nannu, the primeval mother of heaven and earth. She was worshipped for thousands of years and bears a strong resemblance to other lands’ goddesses, such as Ishtar, Aprhodite, and Venus. Sumerians sang many hymns and told many stories about her.

Enheduanna, the first person ever to sign her name to a work of writing, prayed to Inanna as her personal god.

Inanna is the one who first brought civilization to the people. Sumerians tell of the divine me’s — no translation is possible because they’re laws, events, and qualities; for instance: irrigation, the flood, suffering, joy. Once upon a time, Enki had all the me’s, and Inanna, his daughter, journeyed to visit him. They drank a lot, and then he gave her all the me’s. He later regretted it and sent minions after her to retrieve them, but too late!

In another story, Inanna journeys to the underworld, just because she can. Her sister, who rules the underworld, has her stripped naked and killed, but she gets out again with the help of her faithful assistant. But the underworld demanded somebody in her place, and that somebody turned out to be her faithless husband Dumuzi.

Nanshe
Nanshe is the goddess who looks out for widows, orphans, beggars, the debt-slave — the socially disenfranchised. She’s in charge of making sure that weights and measures are fair and accurate. And boy, does she run her temple like a tight ship. For instance, her temple hymns say:

“If the grain does not suffice for these rites and the vessels are empty and do not pour water, the person in charge of the regular offerings does not receive extra.”

I should think not!

The hymns also specify that priests can be fired or denied rations if they step out of line. People who ate and say they didn’t are also in trouble, as are mothers who deny food to their children.

She’s a powerful goddess, Nanshe, who “cares for all the countries,” who delivers the powerful to the powerless, who “sees into the heart of the Land as if it were a split reed.”

If You Had to Choose
Sumerians worshipped the entire pantheon, but they had one god in particular as their personal god. If you had to choose between these two, which would you serve? This question has special significance to me right now, because with everything going on in Libya, in Wisconsin, etc., it seems like right now is the time for some good social justice action — but what my soul craves is a long bath in the sea of story. I haven’t been writing stories in a year or more, and the lack is painful. Can I do both?

More Goddessy Goodness

For the authentic best-guess translations of Sumerian texts, check out the Electronic Text Corpus of Sumerian Literature. That’s where I snagged the quotes about Nanshe (A hymn to Nanshe: translation).

Nanshe, along with Inanna, also appears in Enheduanna’s temple hymns. There’s a lovely PDF of some of the hymns here.

I first met Enheduanna in the book Humming the Blues: Inspired by Nin-Me-Sar-Ra, Enheduanna’s Song to Inanna by Cass Dalglish.

The best place for a retelling of Inanna’s stories is the book Inanna by Kim Echlin and Linda Wofsgruber. It made me want to cry for poor Dumuzi, and for Inanna, who apparently regretted banishing him to the underworld. The somewhat stilted language of the “authentic” translation is made more accessible in this retelling, and the poetic spareness lets the beauty of the story shine through.

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